We are never, ever, ever getting back together: Taylor Swift and her former boyfriends

　　So Taylor Swift has been seen with a new man: British actor Tom Hiddleston. The thinking woman"s Daniel Craig put on a show of manly pizzazz at the Met Ball in May, when he and Swift embarked upon an impromptu performance of what The Telegraph"s dance critic called "possibly the extraordinary dance I"ve every seen".

　　泰勒·斯威夫特又在和新男友约会了：英国演员汤姆·希德勒斯顿（“抖森”）。今年五月，在大都会艺术博物馆慈善舞会上，汤姆·希德勒斯顿就展现了开奖直播的男性魅力，那时开奖直播和斯威夫特做了场即兴表演，《每日电讯报》的舞蹈评论者说这“可能是本港台直播见过的最精彩的舞蹈”。

　　It was said to have sparked the break-up between her and Scottish DJ Adam "Calvin Harris" Wiles some weeks later, and now the pair have been pictured canoodling on the coast.

　　据说，此次舞会是她和苏格兰流行音乐节目主持人加尔文·哈里斯在几个星期后分手的导火索，现在这对情侣被拍到在海滩拥抱亲吻。

　　The world, of course, is surprised: there is a 10-year age-gap. Swift is a New York-dwelling superstar taking a hiatus from a global tour and a record-breaking album. Hiddleston is the UK"s favourite contender to play the new James Bond, a man who made headlines when his naked bottom appeared on BBC One. How could these two, of all people, be photographed kissing on a rock?

　　当然，世界都惊呆了：开奖直播们的年龄相差10岁。斯威夫特是住在纽约的大明星，刚刚结束世界巡回演唱会，其专辑破了纪录。而希德勒斯顿是英国人，是扮演新版詹姆斯·邦德最受欢迎的人选，开奖直播裸露的下半身出现在英国广播公司一台的时候，开奖直播登上了各大媒体的头条。世界上这么多人，怎么偏偏是这两个人被拍到在岩石上热吻呢？

　　But Swift"s fans are more likely experiencing a sense of de-ja vu. Here is a woman whose starry love-life is so well documented that she wrote a song about the media"s reaction to it. If you"re not aware of her trail of exes so far, here"s a swift (sorry) recap:

　　但是斯威夫特的粉丝们更有可能体会到一种似曾相识的感觉。这个女人惹人注目的爱情生活被详细地记录在案，她甚至写了首歌来描述媒体对她恋情的反应。如果你目前对她一连串的前任还不太了解，这里就简要梳理下斯威夫特的情史：

　　Joe Jonas

　　乔·乔纳斯

　　Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas at the 2008 MTV Video Awards CREDIT: FILMMAGIC

　　Who?

　　开奖直播是谁？

　　The most successful of pop trio The Jonas Brothers, with whom he has sold 17 million albums. Jonas has also embarked on other ventures, such as acting as himself in Jonas brother-themed Disney series and setting up another band called DNCE.

　　开奖直播是流行音乐团体乔纳斯兄弟三人组中最成功的一位，在乔纳斯兄弟的时候，开奖直播们的专辑卖出了1700万张。乔纳斯也从事过其它事业，比如在以乔纳斯兄弟为主题的迪士尼电视剧中饰演开奖直播自己，并成立了另外一个乐队DNCE。

　　When?

　　什么时候？

　　July - October 2008.

　　2008年7月至10月

　　What happened?

　　发生了什么？

　　Jonas reportedly ended the relationship via a 27-second-long phone call after meeting actress Camilla Belle.

　　据报道，乔纳斯在见到演员卡米拉·贝勒后，给她打了个27秒的电话就结束了恋情。

　　Did he inspire any songs?

　　开奖直播有没有激发歌曲创作？

　　Last-minute Fearlessaddition Forever and Always, which Swift told Rolling Stone was a way to deal with the "really dramatic and crazy" aftermath of the relationship. She explained on a track-by-track insight into the 2008 album that man in the song was "slowly [slipping] away" from her.

　　最后一刻加到专辑《放手去爱》的《天长地久》，斯威夫特告诉滚石唱片，开奖直播们关系的结局“真的非常有戏剧性非常疯狂”，这是处理这种事情的一种方式吧。她一首一首地解读这张2008年的专辑时，说在这首歌中，乔纳斯从她那里“渐渐地（溜）走”。

　　Taylor Lautner

　　泰勒·洛特纳